Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Fruit Stripe Gum


Kids aren't usually the greatest long-term planners. Instant gratification is most likely the only type of satisfaction they know, regardless of the longstanding consequences of their actions. If you ever doubted that kids favor the immediate over the enduring, look no further for evidence than a fluorescent hued-stick of Fruit Stripe Gum. Case in point, the gum offers a mere three minutes of desirable flavor time followed by a persistent output of bland non-flavor for the duration of the chew. But hey, it comes with tattoos. That's got to be some sort of consolation, right?





Fruit Stripe Gum was nothing less than a candy craze, launched in the 1960s but enjoying a serious rejuvenation of popularity throughout the 1990s. The brand and its zebra mascot Yipes are decidedly kid-friendly, luring in children with promises of an enchantingly colorful sugar high. The alluring five juicy flavors drew us in time after time. We never learned, particularly if we'd purchased a rather large pack of the gum. Even though we'd experienced multiple times for ourselves the flightiness of the flavor, we continued to chew our beloved Fruit Stripe on the premise of its novelty alone.


Is it not the most fantastically beautiful gum you've ever seen? Huh? Is it?

Though the gum claimed to come in a wide variety of fruity flavors, in reality it tended to come in a variety of fruity colors. You'd have to be a taste connoisseur to distinguish between these subtle differences, so we relied on the vibrantly colored sticks of gum to show us the way. We could only assume that the red was in some way vaguely symbolic of wild cherry and a yellow/green combination of hues represented the lemon lime delegation. The system wasn't perfect, but it was sweet, which is usually more than enough to satiate even the most precocious of children.

It was wonderfully convenient that the gum tended to come in a large pack as it provided a handy solution for its minuscule flavor life. It didn't take a genius IQ to figure out that adding another stick would freshen the ever-growing was of gum slowly taking over our cavernous mouthal cavity. Run out of flavor? No problem. Simply add another stick. Then another. And one more. Alright, so this clearly was not the perfect solution and our teeth weren't bowing down in enamel-depleted gratitude, but our parents probably were big fans of this trick. After all, a kid can't speak with a mouth chock full of Fruit Stripe gum. Sure, there was a minor choking hazard, but that's a small price to pay for ten minutes of silence in the car.

The Fruit Stripe people knew it would take more than a lamely-flavored albeit colorful gum to pique the fancy of children. They weren't taking their novelty product halfway, they were going for gold here. Hence the inclusion of the tattoo. Oh, the coveted tattoo! It was inexplicably desirable, despite the fact it was both worthless and blurry. Each stick came with its very own temporary tattoo, because what kid doesn't want a semi-permanent splotch of color smack dab in the middle of their cheek? I know I was keen.




The magic of the Fruit Stripe gum tattoo was in its pure, unadulterated simplicity. There were no bells and whistles on this thing. The instructions were brief: simply wet the tattoo (nearly all of us subbed the verb lick at this point), and apply with pressure to the desired skin surface for about 30 seconds. What could possibly go wrong?

Apparently, lots of things. The temporary tattooing process was not quite as straightforward as they'd led us to believe. We usually ended up with more of a smudge than a zebra. It was time for us to take drastic measures. Namely, to put the tattoos on our tongues. Yes, that's right. This non-toxic ink blob clinging to our taste buds was usually our greatest and wisest alternative. Sure, it wasn't necessarily the most attractive, or tastiest, or functional, or sensible, or...wait, where was I going with this?

Regardless of our questionable Fruit Stripe tattoo practices, the gum remained amongst our favorites for years. It was certainly a cheap thrill, and a short-lived one at that. It was one of those food fads for which we liked it because we liked it, and don't bother asking us any probing questions as to why. We'd suffer through endless wads of gooey, chewy, tastelessly bitter gum so long as it was colorful and came with a cheerful zebra on the package.




Like so many of our favorite snacks and candy in the 90s, we were foolishly lured in by a fast-talking anthropomorphic cartoon animal and vibrant neon colors. If they made it look fun in the commercial, you could bet we'd make it fun in real life. That's simple deductive logic. It didn't matter if a cereal tasted like cardboard or a gum tasted like unscented Silly Putty, it was ours. We as kids took ownership and laid full claim to novelty foods and there was nothing adults could do to stop us. We'd sooner loyally defend our beloved novelty sweets than cave to adult logic. Unless, of course, we had the entire pack of Fruit Stripe in our mouths.*



*This was a likely situation given the instantaneous flavor loss. Sure, you couldn't talk back to your parents, but you could blow a head-engulfing bubble. All in all, sort of a toss up.

23 comments:

Little Ms Blogger said...

I loved fruit stripe gum and appreciated the large pack because when the flavor died in 10 seconds you could shove another piece in quickly.

Now I want some.

Nic said...

A head-engulfing bubble. Hee hee.

Bubble gum that came with free tattoos was THE BEST! Me and my friend once just took all the tats out of the wrappers and covered our entire bodies with them.

My mum then spent a good few hours trying to scrub them off me before I had to go back to school on Monday.

Lauren From Texas said...

As SOON as I saw the striped gum, my brain said, "Flavor for only 5 seconds!" So glad you mentioned the "instantaneous flavor loss." lol. Oh well, it was nice while it lasted! ;)

xo

nicole addison said...

i was obsessed with fruit stripe gum! and the tattoos! but you def. needed a big pack to keep the flavor going ;)

The Novelista Barista said...

loved that stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahha and the flavor totally died in 10 seconds!

Anonymous said...

I loved Fruit Stripe until I realized it smelled like the cleaner they use at the vet's office. Ew!!!!

for the love of pictures said...

I loved this stuff. The bubble gum was so much better than the regular one as the flavor lasted about 30 seconds instead of 10 :)

Lee said...

I loved this stuff! Especially the yellow flavor. I bought a pack about 4 months ago just for the nostalgia effect. Good stuff. It's too bad the flavor doesn't last. :(

Court said...

Oh hell yes!

Sunshinemeg said...

Fantastic! This stuff was amazing. I loved the pink kind.

Krystyn said...

Oh, I loved the fruit stripe gum and the tattoo. My aunt was a rep for the company so we always had an abundance of it!

lovelila said...

I was talking about this gum not too long ago! Hahahaha! I LOVED it! I remember chewing an entire pack of it one stick after another in rapid succession because the flavor died so quickly. *sigh* Good times...

Annie said...

loved this stuff....notsomuch anymore.
although the candy company that produces this bubble gum is a client of ours at work so yes, i get lots n lots of candy including this yipes gum. i can put in once piece and when it looses it's flavor in 30 seconds i can pop in a new piece....nice having endless supplies of sugary sweet gum ;)

Kristen said...

still my favorite! I used to buy a pack of gum as my candy, because obviously the flavor not lasting made me put a new piece in every 5 seconds.

Kim said...

This blog is GREAT! Love the flash back!! Thanks for providing that!

Gracie Beth said...

I found some at wally world recently and my 17 year old macho brother had the best time sticking the tattoos on himself!

Tammy said...

Ahh Fruit Stripe. The 30 minute pack of pleasure in your mouth. Lol. I still have to buy it every time I stumble upon it.

Nessa said...

OOH!!! I LOVED this gum!

..now i want some too.

Lisa said...

omg, so many memories! I LOVED Fruit Stripe gum!

Shoshanah said...

I still wind up randomly getting that jingle stuck in my head! Just randomly throughout the day

Just Playing Pretend said...

Yikes stripes! Fruit stripped gum!

Melanie's Randomness said...

I still buy it whenever I can find it!! <3

Janna said...

Is it just me or does the voice in that commercial sound like Lil from Rugrats? I wonder if it's possibly the same actor?

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